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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(212): View more from New York

Your dad touched me again.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I think im pregnant

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I think you have the wrong number

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(613): View more from Ontario

i told him im from Canada, abortion is free

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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(516): View more from New York

you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers

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(812): View more from Indiana

that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level

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(425): View more from Washington

THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.

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(646): View more from New York

I am really drunk and also a zombie.

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