I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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