Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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