I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just cropdusted the office
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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