Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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