"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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