Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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