You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
