he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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