I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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