I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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