I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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