bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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