And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
