Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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