it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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