I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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