areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
