I'm really into asian looking animals
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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