you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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