i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
