Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh god the rape fog is back!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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