The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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