Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
