you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the day after is always just damage control
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
