Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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