doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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