so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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