So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
