dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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