youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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