biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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