Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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