In America we eat man semen.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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