something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize