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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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