I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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