I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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