Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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