Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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