I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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