Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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