Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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