did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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