so explain again why im purple
no
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Randomize