i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book