Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.