Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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