come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He did a backflip because drugs
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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