Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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