spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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