16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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