you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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