When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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