i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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