I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
