Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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