If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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