I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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